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Here's one of the funniest things I have ever read... It was a set of emails sent to my friend Sotacky about a KSC Glock 18C he was selling... I've added my comments in parenthesis and in blue. I have dubbed these...

yay! he finally speaks! tell you what, i'll take it because im a nice guy. you can send it to me first, and i'll give you my dads social security nuimber for temporary collateral. that way you will be safe from theft (how do you figure that?). if i like it ill send you a personal check for $600.00. if i dont like it, ill send the gun back to you minus the spare magazine for wasting my time (wtf). what do say pal? we got a solid deal or what?

hey mister sotocki, i dont have all day hurry up or ill call the cops and say you are selling stolen property (huh?). you dont want me to be mad trust me. im like superfly tnt when i get mad, things break and bodys drop. (who or what is superfly tnt?)

are you not answering the emails because your busy rubbing rocks togehter to make fire mr socaveman? (the first mention of caveman... a sign of things to come) comeon lets make it snappy and get to it. i dont have all day

ill include matches in the dael that way you dont have to spend so much of my valuable time trying to become a civilized man. i will call you caveman until you understand the information age. not answering is not information its a waste of time.

have you seen the movie quest for fire mr caveman? you should see it. i think everyone dies in the end because of lack of communication. no fire, no communication. just a bunch of clueless caveman running around naked trying to build fire. (now i want to see this movie...)

Perhaps my favorite message...

hey, is there a blackout or something in your neighborhood? go get a generater and power up the damn computer. oh sorry i forgot cavemen are not in the portable generater era. (that was an era?) still questing for fire

look sotardy, how long is this gona take? if you cant answer emails how can you send my gun to me? dont make me call the police. if you dont hurry up i will get the fbi involved in this for computer fakery. (computer fakery?)

hey im still waiting whats wrong with you caveman? did you forget how to use your computer?its back to questing for fire for you... (he likes to talk about the "questing for fire"...)

HELLO? HELLO? put some clothes on and get civilized and answer you email. (he he) get with technology man, who would possibly want to buy your guns if you never answe the damm mail. since i am the only one responding to your ad, its only fair you give me the glock (huh?). but since i have to work so hard to get your attention, heres the new deal/you send me the glock for me to examine. at the same time , i will send you my dad socail security number along with a picture of a current newspaper so you know im not making fake document (how does that prove it's not a fake?). if i like it, i will send you my wu tang clan cd collection first (whoopie). the playboy deal is off because you seem to like wasting my time (he wanted to trade his grandfather's playboy from the 1960's). instead i will send you mothly payments of $50 when the payment is done you hvae to send me a picture of you ripping up the social security number for proof.what do you say, do we have an agreement, tyes? okay thanks then its agreed upon. i will wait my glock in the mail. if i dont get it soon, i will post all over the place that you are selling stolen junk and that you are tying to rip me off to pay for your caveman scholarship for fire questing. (again with the fire questing)

Here's a long one but a good one...

i have just reported you to the police for 1 count of selling stolen property, 1 count of abusive emailing, 1 count of internet fakery (again with the internet "fakery"), 1 count of indecent exposure (where did he come up with that?), 1 count of attempted arson (what?), and 1 count of deceptive bahavior (huh?).

your looking at 20 years to life, i bet you gonna wish you took my grandfathers playboy collection. you could of enjoyed skin mags in the comfort of your own home rather than in a cell with a big black guy named supafly tyrone. (again with the superfly thing...)

Ok, here's the last one...

listen up caveman, the deal is off. you blew it big time. nobody is going to want to buy your guns now. i posted all over various forums how lazy and incompitent you are. no replies, fake names and false advertising. and worst of all, i just found out you are an old  pedophile man who just use internet to trick young boys for sex (wtf is this guy smoking?). shame on you for that. ima also going to report you to the humane society for having rabies and biting small children for no reason at all other than for your perverted amusement (that was just funny). shame shame shame on you. i just blew your whole operation wide open so you might want to send me free stuff if you want me to keep quiet.

Artist's representation of  Sotacky...

Pic of my 2 main rifles...

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7/12 I got a new server.... and re-engineered my page.  the new url is www.lumbo.fobhawaii.com